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Sign of a Fat Ass #4
Anonymous HZ’er comes to the AE area, with his trashcan in tow…
“I’m so embarassed. This is the trashcan of a fat bastard.”
Guess Who.
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Notes eating the free food that was set out while I was already eating lunch -
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Hahaha Hilarious. And, I feel the same way to. FML
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Sean …. dissing my new Stella and Dot business.
By the way, SHOP MY SITE!!! http://www.stelladot.com/sites/samovax
And Contact Me if you want to have a trunk show. You bring the people, I’ll bring the jewels :-)
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Notes When I would come home drunk in high school -
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater…
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
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If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
SO, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!Thank you Taryn for sharing this quote via a wonderful chain email :-) I dig it.
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…ANNNDDDD this is the response I get from my boyfriend when I ask him to save the date for one of our friend’s baby showers…
Sigh.
God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference. -
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"free range chickens… that have sex parties."
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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"I’m not changing. I am process-oriented. And, that’s my process."
Me
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This is so on point. Love it.
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Getting out of bed in the morning
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“But I don’t want to show it to the client. I just did that option to prove it would suck. And that’s what we will tell them. It sucks.”
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“Don’t tell them we have something already. Then they’ll always expect us to work fast.”
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Awwwww…
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It’s so very chilly in our office, despite the warm temps outside! We’re all wearing our Coreys, of course.
